Lost Hope.

poopflow:

treat my dick like a gogurt pouch and suck me dry

googlebus:

honestly I think in general if someone punched me in the face I’d be too tired to respond 

shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home